I’m sorry but influencers using earth day as an excuse to post a ton of thirst traps is so funny to me it’ll be like a pic of their ass with a lake in the background and they’re like “I love mama earth🥺”
I took videos of myself walking on the beach and realized that I instinctively ball my fists up whenever I walk lmao. the anger im holding onto every day finding another way to physically manifest itself 🤪🤪
If you think matcha tastes like “dirt” or “grass” I’m just gonna assume your tastebuds are extremely inferior I don’t need any more info
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I will never understand why people create whole ass fantasy worlds and still oppress women in those worlds.
Like, you can have dragons, but not basic respect for women? Boring. Tired. Basic and sexist.
If I actually learned how 2 take care of my wavy hair it would look nice lol
girls who just be posting on here getting no notes 😍just thoughts just spiraling 🥰
what is it about rain that makes worms go absolutely buck wild for pavement
worm: no longer can i suffer the constriction, both of flesh and soul, of living in the tunnels of underground, for i now long only to be free under the skies of the Saints. earth may have birthed me but the sun is my mother
me, holding a slurpee, plucking worms off the sidewalk and tossing them into the grass: go the fuck home brian
“I’ve searched my conscience, and I can’t for the life of me find any justification for this, and I simply cannot accept that there are on every story two equal and logical sides to an argument”
I… have to admit i was kind of gobsmacked to realize that’s the borat guy, but his point is eloquent and good so keep kicking ass, dude.
Despite being known best for his comedy characters, Sacha Baron Cohen is a graduate of Cambridge University, where he earned a history degree after writing his undergraduate thesis on the American civil rights movement. His mother’s family were German Jews and his father’s family were Ashkenazi Jews; he is also the grandson of a Holocaust survivor. He understands this issue all too well.
I’m kinkshaming all of Germany
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Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”
Dicke means Fat or Thick
this post only gets worse
super dickman’s thick nuts
Why am I laughing so hard
“Moody Alpine Forests“ by | Zach Nichols
I haven’t been on tumblr in a while lol hellooooo