"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
A Somali student on what has surprised her most about the United States (via framesjanco)
but its important
IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND
Every kid should be this appreciative
That’s my child right there.
Ohhhmygodddddddd I love him
did you know that the main reason we have a school lunch program is that in 1946 kids were too underfed to qualify for military service bc i just found that out and am horrified
nobody cares about children’s well being without an ulterior motive
“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.” - George Carlin
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT
"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY
And these are the men making decisions in women’s health. Fantastic.
The huge amount of pressure on young girls to let their boyfriends get away with everything and not to stand up for themselves, lest they stop being a ‘chill girlfriend’ and instead become a horrible, controlling harpy is such bullshit.
Stop teaching young girls that demanding to be treated with respect and courtesy makes them shrill, over-emotional, or unworthy of listening to.
remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing
I can’t even explain how right this is
Y E S
IT IS GETTING BETTER
i just burst into tears this is amazing
He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.
HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD
“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso